IIIiteracy: 21 March 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Washington 4, Winnipeg 0: The Jets can’t win at home, perhaps because Canada doesn’t have pizza. Why didn’t Blake Wheeler score goals and break hearts? A nice shutout from a young Caps goalie and one yapp speaks to us from about 2008 here.

Nashville 5, Calgary 3: Mike Fisher scored two goals and the day Marty Erat’s slump gets profiled in The Tennessean, the little Czech dervish goes out and scores a goal and gets two assists. After a long road trip, it was a good start back to the homestand for the Predators. Unfortunately, no Preds yapping. And no Flames yapping. Here’s facts about sapping, though.

Dallas 2, Los Angeles 0 : The Stars got goals from Jaromir Jagr and Ray Whitney and Newsy Lalonde and Billy Coutu. Not much yapping on the yapper, probably because the game started in the middle of the night Dallas time, which explains why they are moving to Conference III like true champions. Stars!

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