IIIiteracy: 22 March 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Washington 6, Winnipeg 1: Our Canadian friends get swept in the two-night doubleheader with the Caps. As the Southeast Division races for an inevitable five-way, 48-point tie, one Jets fan has a dangerous realization. This Caps fan makes an important observation about the lone Frigid-Air goal.

And we can’t leave the quiet Friday night without noting that the University of Where Everyone In Conference III Goes On Vacation upset Georgetown. Or, as one yapper put it: “Georgetowe.” George Towe is the director of this Brooklyn halfway house.