IIIiteracy: 29 March 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Dallas 5, Minnesota 3: Conference III ain’t so easy, is it Minnesota? Especially if the refs are on Dallas’ side, because it definitely serves the NHL’s interest to harm Minnesota somehow. Jaromir Jagr got to 1,000 assists (for his career; not a season — that would be a record) and Tomas Vincour scored and he always reminds me of this song.

Anaheim 2, Chicago 1: Despite a thriller in the UC, it got a little, uh, gross in the Yapper. And, yeah, where has he been (five goals and four assists in his last six games).