Mike Milbury’s Pocket Guide To Blame

by J.R.

Today, after Chicago laid the full Conference III on Detroit early in their Easter Sunrise game, Mike Milbury rather bizarrely blamed Detroit’s poor start on “the wives.”

Here’s a very quick and dirty guide for each Conference III team on who or what’s to blame for your team’s next poor start:

300hChicago: Nightlives.

Colorado: Coach of Lives.

Dallas: Long lives.

Minnesota: Predictable nosedives.

Nashville: Hives.

St. Louis: Lowlifes.

Winnipeg: Atlanta.