IIIiteracy: 5 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

St. Louis 3, Columbus 1: As usual, the Blues yappers went creeper early (and late) not that it kept them from giving good advice. And apparently “defending the note” is a thing. BEWARE! And I guess this is the kind of call they only get in St. Louis? Anyway, David Backes got the winner and the first star. He will celebrate with his traditional dump-rat shooting spree.

Detroit 3, Colorado 2 (OT): It’s been a tough year on the mountain, but they still care about these games against the Wings, even while proposing roster moves and having literally no sense of irony. PA Parenteau (who we told you to keep a whatever-the-Tagalog-word-for-eye-is on) tied it up in the third. And then Matt Hunwick, Lord Hunwick, Fifth Duke of Hunwick lost Pavel Datsyuk.

Dallas 3, Anaheim 1: This guy was right for once! Be happy!

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