IIIiteracy: 7 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of today’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Chicago 5, Nashville 3: First, let’s set the stage and then let us ponder the nature of Nashville Predators fandom. Then let’s wonder what’s wrong with Duncan Keith. Let’s define “elite” and then let’s unnecessarily insult either the Western Conference, the Central Division or Conference III. Anyway, once Emery gave up the third, it was back to the weirdo goalie controversy. And concern in the Windy City?


St. Louis 1, Detroit 0: As always, the Blues yapper goes creepy early. Not to be outdone, the game ended with a very strong self-pleasure joke from a guy who was surprisingly single. In between, the self-described DeltaBravo explains something, I don’t know what. Another Bluebacker is blissfully unaware of a new Conference III foe. And of course, St. Louisians can’t go three hours without talking about how elite the Cardinals are (BFIB). And to complete the hat trick — failed creepiness.

Dallas 5, San Jose 4 (SO): No, they aren’t.

Minnesota 3, Columbus 0: What do you think? I agree with this yapper.