IIIiteracy: 10 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Colorado 4, Anaheim 1: Avs goalie and Human Spellcheck Red Line Samoan Molotov is hurt, so Chief Colorado Caller-Outter J.S. Giguere got the start — and yeah, where is the captain? Scoring S&H goals — and the already-nearly-legendary Avs yappers seemed pleased, even excited. Poorly spelled Vegas joke. Winning is more fun than losing. But maybe Stanley Cups aren’t great? Sure, as Avs fans will no doubt remind you: losing has benefits. Also, there was a weird sidebar about Foppa: the views of the two camps are summarized best with the pros here and con(s) here.

Oh, God, the horror! The horror!