IIIiteracy: 11 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

St. Louis 2, Minnesota 0: Blue Yapper Creep Mode: ENGAGED! Polite Wild Yapper Mode: Engaged (no exclamation points because that is showing off and unacceptable in Minnesota). Just how good are the Blues? The best in the league? What if they traded Oshie? Or Stewart?

Also, is Jamie Langenbrunner retired? Is this code?

Winnipeg 7, Florida 2: Tell ’em, Manitoba! Winnipeg was mad about being ranked below Datil peppers, weren’t they?

Los Angeles 3, Colorado 2 (SO): Avs gave Chief Accountability Officer J.S. Giguere the night off, which is just fine with one yapper who maybe wasn’t informed about the lottery. And then new homeboy got hurt. To answer your question: No, your GM did. Anyway, it didn’t start well for the Avs and their young goalie and the old vote with your wallet crew showed up, as if Stan Kroenke, who is married to a Walmart heiress, needs their money. Kings fans had Conference III confusion. Jiggy 4 Hart, y’all. Anyway, LA won, but maybe the Avs were throwing it.