IIIiteracy: 12 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Dallas 5, Nashville 2: No, they aren’t. Yes, they are. Two highlights for Nashville in the latest incarnation of the Chambers Pot: Butler from Bang and Bartley and Certified Dallas Troll Rich Clune winning a fight (and later celebrating an obvious kick-in).

Lumbus 4, St. Louis 1: Jake Allen got the start and of course, that was troublesome. But perspective is important. Don’t tell this guy, but there’s nothing explicitly Southern about this song. And finally.

Chicago 3, Detroit 2 (SO): Congrats to the Blackhawks! Praise for Tazer and Gorilla Salad. Remember the first rule of the Yap.