IIIiteracy: 23 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

St. Louis 3, Colorado 1: The win was a big one for the Blues fans, who asked important questions about their new AHL affiliate and the weather. Meanwhile, Avs fans engaged in a bizarre discussion about captaincy. One guy captained a team with Ryan Miller (allegedly). Apparently, every goal scored by Gabriel Landeskog has been shorthanded. Fancy stats!

Washington 5, Winnipeg 3: Things aren’t looking good for our Canadian cousins. Will they have to make sig moves? What are sig moves?

Nashville 4, Calgary 3: Here is a very accurate assessment of Calgary’s roster tonight. Here is a very accurate assessment of the giveaway at Bridgestone Arena. Here is photographic evidence of same.

Minnesota 2, Los Angeles 1: Concern pre-game turned into assurances in-game. And a nice goal by Mighty Ducks movie franchise hero Charlie Coyle.

San Jose 3, Dallas 2: Sup? And yes, he would. Congratulations, you named a Star!

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