IIIiteracy: 25 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Detroit 5, Nashville 2: Wishing your own team to lose is reprehensible. Please read about The Gold Plan.

Montreal 4, Winnipeg 2: Thanks for the update. The Frigid-Airs are eliminated (and done for the year somehow). Remember this?

St. Louis 4, Calgary 1: As the New York Islanders no doubt learned, the Yapper often includes the-guy-who-plays-hockey. And the guy who says actual nonsense. And the guy with terrible pop culture advice. And many dudes who can’t spell. Analysis!

Columbus 3, Dallas 1: Hey. Stars were done before this one was over by virtue of getting no Chambers Pot help from Nashville.