IIIiteracy: 27 April 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Minnesota 3, Colorado 1: A pre-game analysis of team and market. The Wild fan yaps alone. And, of course, the I-play-hockey dude. This is not true. We all know the feeling. Prepare to cry. Interesting idea. And another. Sadly, 1980s WWF Hawaiian Guy Wrestling As A Nondescript Asian Chuck Kobasew didn’t get his goal.

St. Louis 3, “Chicago” 1: Set us up, Mike Nissan. “Classy.” They probably don’t mind. Karma isn’t real. This tells you how serious it is. Interesting prediction. Here’s who Chicago is missing. And finally: lessons in timekeeping and grammar from St. Louis.

Columbus 3, Nashville 1: Set us up, Johnny B.

Detroit 3, Dallas 0: My favorite thing is when someone judges the size of a fanbase based on Yapper activity, which is like judging the population of a city based on the line at the methadone clinic.

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