IIIiteracy: 2 May 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III playoff action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

St. Louis 2, Los Angeles 1: Blues thought they got an early lead. Alas, twas just …a microphone? The Kings struck first on a 5-on-3 and the Towel Twirlers are restless. Charming. Creepy Blues Yap Alert! Score at the end of one somehow involved the refs. Yes, by all means, please, fight. Good coaching tip. The Blues got a little risky in their own end, which is never advisable.

WE INTERRUPT THIS RECAP FOR THE MOST TRENCHANT AND BITING CRITICISM OF ST. LOUIS EVER.

RESPONSE: BFIB! As per standard BFIBbery and yappery, nearly everything said in that yap is either incorrect or incomplete. But it’s OK because Wrigley Field was the site of many historic events.

It ain’t just you.

Before acting on medical advice you receive on SportsYapper, consult your doctor. Bergie best! Everyone loves this guy, right? Your nightly reminder the Blues have a player literally named Jayden.

Barret Jackman. But of course. Never change, Blues fans.

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