IIIiteracy: 3 May 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III playoff action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Chicago 5, Minnesota 2: I guarantee the subject of this yap has a future as an NHL scout. Getting a little restless here. Presumably “aggression” means “don’t give up a goal in the first five minutes.” Early one gets waved off. The stupid fans boo because they are stupid. Is this a misfired text or DM? Do they have Yapper DMs? Frolik opens it and almost got a second seconds later. Chicago — to this point – has given up one goal in two games.

Ah yes, this guy. Not going to enjoy Conference III. Solid analysis here. Who calls things by their full names like this? I bet he goes to Applebee’s and orders everything by the stupid names on the menu, too.

Where to begin with the spelling? Frolik (sp?) pops in a shorty for number two. Susannah Collins is a chicken farmer???

Devin Setoguchimanlaflare got it to 2-1 late in the second. Patrick Sharp took the lead back to two with an early one in the third and another to set up the race for the trick with Frolik. And then the Wild answered, making the third period really quite something. And by “quite something,” I mean that Bingo Bickell scored the most ding-dong empty-netter in history.

Five spot. Hit me with a jam for my boy Freak-a-Lik.