IIIiteracy: 23 May 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III playoff action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Chicago, Detroit: Hathis haguy hathinks HaKaren HaNewman hais hot. Is it the Blackhawks face-off woes which have allowed for the Wings to take charge or is because Jimmy Howard is quite good?

Or maybe it’s the power play. Wait. Shaw wasn’t scratched.

Again, there is no President’s Trophy curse.

IMPORTANT: American sports have too many adverts. Especially Terrie The Smoker adverts.

Uh-oh. Kindl fired.

IMPORTANT: “ie – Jordan or Cutler.”

Getting a little testy. Also, seriously, Howard is going to save all of these.

What is a sweer?

It’s beyond all belief.” Also, apparently, the Hawks were terrible for so long so now the Wings have to be terrible? This is a reasonable point.

Dan Cleary fills an empty.