IIIiteracy: 25 May 2013
A recap of tonight’s Conference III playoff action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:
Chicago 4, Detroit 1: If “your not” interested in hockey, watch Comedy Central or maybe a lady channel. Or maybe head down to your local watering hole, where a man might woo you with high-caliber pick-up lines.
Keys to victory with Steve from the Yap: Number One and Letter B. A Wings fan notes that there is a chance Chicago may take this. And here’s the glummest analysis ever. And then this analysis, which is not spelled correctly. The longest of yaps.
A reminder that Detroit whined their way out of Conference III.
Bee. Eye. En. Gee. Oh. AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-OH.
IMPORTANT: Sports fans wear gear of the team they support.
Sure I got this: it’s tied now.
Chicago’s power play is like when you go to see a great band and they say they are going to do a cover of a song and you say “Oh man, this is great. This is a great band and that is a great song and I bet that band doing this song will be great.” Except then it’s terrible.
Except this time, because Chicago scored on the power play.
“Old times” to this yapper is 2008 and 2009, and NOT 1992.
Ya know, I knew when I came up with a perfect metaphor for Chicago’s power play (SEE ABOVE), it would start working.
Nice win, Hawks, but you’ve got so far to go.