IIIiteracy: 29 May 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III playoff action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

Chicago 2, Detroit 1: Do you think hockey is harder than marching band? Maybe only in the intense intensity of a Game 7.

confbabTested early on a power play, the Hawks survive, leading to the Infamous Babcock Face.

Chicago gets a power play of their own, which resulted in nothing, because the ‘Hawks did not execute The Strategy.

Is momentum contagious? Can a crowd inoculate against it?

Allow me to introduce Joel ZENeville. If you’ve lost your loafing, we’ve found it. We’ve also located your not black.

HOW MANY CUPS HAVE YOU WON?™

All those cups didn’t help Detroit get the first goal, which went to Sharp.

There was, by the way, a slewfoot in the first, but it was the victim’s fault, apparently. Or the refs.

CONFERENCE III SPEED.

Hey, Common! Skate AROUND him.

Quick question as the second ends: Is Minnesota “Hockeytown“? No. Nice Basil McRae reference though.

The Wings tie it early in the third and here we go. Excellent analysis here. Also these teams aren’t playing hard. And maybe the Wings are better?

A big power play opportunity for the Hawks just after the first TV timeout. Do predictions come true?

No.

The score is 1-1 at this point, bee tee dub.

Last TV timeout. AND IN A PIECE OF WACKINESS CHICAGO SCORES BUT COINCIDENTAL MINORS WERE CALLED BEHIND THE PLAY OH MY GOD THAT’S CRAZY.

The yappers take the decision well.

Guy-who-once-reffed is the best yapper.

Anyway, overtime because of course.

Can’t wave that one off, Walkom.

Hey, Detroit. Won’t miss ya:

 

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