Welcome, New People: Introducing The Essentials

by J.R.

Hello, new people and old friends.

Obviously, we’ve attracted a record level of attention today because of the Red Wings Eulogy and also from people searching for “thirteen colonies themed porn” (seriously).

We’ve added a new page up there at the top labeled The Essentials that helps explain what’s going on here. Please explore and enjoy.

Oh and while you’re here: For an upcoming III Communication Special Project, I need writers of the correct comportment to match the stylistic ambitions of this blog (or who are at least so devastatingly earnest as to be funny for the rest of us).

Specifically, I need fans of or experts on: Dallas, St. Louis, Minnesota and Winnipeg.

Also people who despise: Colorado and Nashville.

Does this sound like you or someone you know? We can always be reached at conferencethree[at]gmail[dot]com.

Thanks for stopping by.