IIIiteracy: 15 June 2013
A recap of tonight’s Conference III Stanley Cup Final action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:
A scramble in front of the net and a flurry of shots nets a goal for Patrick Sharp.
Anyway, Chicago out-shot Boston by a whole lot, and it may have been due, in part, to someone on the Bruins named “jagrold.”
The Hawks get another power play shortly thereafter. Guess what? It didn’t work!
The third period is played very tentatively, slowly even.
And, overtime, of course.
Jagr hits an early post, his Edwardian facial hair slumping towards the obsolescence of a dying empire.
And then the game, finally, miraculously, catches its stride — a muscle car, finally finely tuned.
Conspiracy theorist Pen fans wander into the room.
Come tomorrow, Boston will be back home…