3dō: The NHL’s Coffin Corner

by J.R.

3dō is an occasional feature in which the meaning of Conference III is explained through prose, verse, song, interpretative dance, film, chemical formulae or illustrative anecdote relayed by old people.

Friend of the III Anthrax Jones (also blocked by Allan Walsh, also waiting for Mike Commodore to work some magic), sent over this photo he captured today, suggesting that, if Gary and WJDIII won’t let us be Conference III, perhaps this could work:

casket

Commentary from our buddy Andrew Cieslak:

Conference III truly contains multitudes: we are raccoons, we are hobos and third liners, we are hell, we are the home of numerous Benihanas, and we are casket-purveyors. We still, though, are not Columbus.

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