IIIiteracy: 24 June 2013
A recap of tonight’s Conference III Stanley Cup Final action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:
Golf-related chirps are hacky and since both teams in the Finals will be, theoretically, available for golf simultaneously, they are also stupid in this context.
I didn’t mention the four Bruins power plays or the single Chicago one because you all can guess how they ended.
The NHL definitely should investigate if Jeremy Jacobs can control the weather but they won’t, of course, because CONSPIRACY. Also, it is always really hot in Chicago and humidity was north of 100 percent today in Boston.
It’s best to only blame it on the refs if they are showing an obvious preference or even a preference you invented. It’s impossible to blame the refs if you admit they are doing well.
Chicago had a power play after a Bruins high-stick with a chance to tie it up. LOL.
And then 17 seconds later, Dave Bolland bangs one in and it’s 3-2 with under a minute to go.
And the Cup is coming to Conference III. It’s the second best day of Conference III legend Bobby Orr’s life:
Hit it Lyndsay: