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Month: June, 2013

IIIiteracy: 24 June 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III Stanley Cup Final action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

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A Limerick About The Jets

by J.R.

What did Chevy do today?

He had a press conference. Here is a PG limerick about it:

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Remember: You’re Playing For All Those Who Have Gone Before

by J.R.

As the Blackhawks take the ice tonight with a chance to lift the Stanley Cup, let’s hope they remember they are playing for all the Conference III legends  who never had the honor of lifting the Cup for a Conference III team.

Despite a glittering record in Conference III, one Conference III legend in particular comes to mind:

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IIIiteracy: 22 June 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III Stanley Cup Final action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

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3dō: Can’t Spell ‘Jinx’ Without ‘Inks’

by J.R.

3dō is an occasional feature in which the meaning of Conference III is explained through prose, verse, song, interpretative dance, film, chemical formulae or illustrative anecdote relayed by old people.

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Happy Hour In The Heptarchy: Pasties & Scrumpy

by J.R.

It’s five past 5 across Conference III (leave work early, Colorado — you have our permission), time to hit bricks and get that freakin’ weekend started, am I right?

Of course I am.

It’s been a tough week for some of you so loosen your belt, pop a top, grab a spoon and stop being such a sourpuss. III Communication’s got good news for everybody.

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Dallas Rides With Ruff

by J.R.

The Dallas Stars have hired Lindy Ruff to coach the team, making Conference III’s coaching fraternity the NHL’s grumpiest and continuing Dallas’ 14-year tradition of trolling Buffalo.

If Conference III was a bar, it’d be a bar in an industrial area that had been there for a million years, its zoning grandfathered by a city with more important things to deal with. It’d be populated with second shifters downing $3 pitchers and occasionally Thurston Moore would play there for some reason.

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3dō: Treble Clef

by J.R.

3dō is an occasional feature in which the meaning of Conference III is explained through prose, verse, song, interpretative dance, film, chemical formulae or illustrative anecdote relayed by old people.

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It All Trolls Downhill: Just What The Heck Are The Avs Up To?

by J.R.

Never in their history have the Colorado Avalanche been so perfectly named.

An avalanche is nature’s great example of the law of conservation of energy. Energy cannot be created nor can it be destroyed; it can be converted from one form to another — potential energy to kinetic. Pent up momentum released by one movement — a wall of snow rushes downhill, sweeping up all in its path in a horrifying, irresistible cold terror.

This week, Colorado Avalanche executive vice-president of hockey operations Joe Sakic kicked a rock at the top of the mountain.

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IIIiteracy: 19 June 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III Stanley Cup Final action with help from the geniuses at SportsYapper:

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