Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh: Conference III Camp Report, 13 September 2013

by J.R.

hmhf45aAs camps continue in Conference III, we’ll do a daily check-in on what’s happening across The Heptarchy. Most of the time, frankly, this is going to be by Twitter search or maybe Google if we are feeling especially inspired. Sometimes the Nashville report may be done in person. We’ll see if our buddy Gord Stinkhole wants to check in from Winnipeg. And if any of y’all have any insights from a camp visit, fire ‘em to conferencethree[at]gmail[dot]com. We’ll totally rip off your content.


Watch Bingo dominate at Mario Kart:


Watch Mr Patty Kane dominate at hockey stuff:


Watch Jonathan Toews get injured and miss a few days:


All the Avs camp news, none of the Sulia.

Looks like the Avs are going to be your “man, they look great in camp!” team of 2013:

And Paul Stastny says he himself is awesome:

“I think I’m way better than I was my first couple years,” Stastny said. “Whether I’ve played with different guys or different systems, the numbers don’t show it, but I feel better, that’s the most important thing, and sometimes you’ve just got to get back to believing in yourself. I expect to be a point-a-game player when I’m playing with confidence.”


Rich Peverley is going to miss about three weeks with that heart thing.

Let’s go to analyst Boobles4 for some insight. Boobles?


Yo, PR Department: Don’t succumb to pressure. Stop calling it that.

I want El Nino to be smaller. Mike Yeo likes that he is bigger.

And yes, the ticket books are cool.


The Preds had a couple of half-hour split-squad scrimmages today and they both ended 1-0 because of course they did.

And when you are in Nashville, you care about things like David Legwand’s no-trade clause:

St. Louis

With the pesky Pietrangelo situation solved, another Blue has big aspirations:

Do you want a T.J. Oshie fun fact?


Some folks have some high hopes for young Jacob Trouba

Anywho, the Jets open the preseason tomorrow in Belleville.