Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh: Conference III Camp Report, 17 September 2013

by J.R.

hmhf45aAs camps continue in Conference III, we’ll do a daily check-in on what’s happening across The Heptarchy. Most of the time, frankly, this is going to be by Twitter search or maybe Google if we are feeling especially inspired. Sometimes the Nashville report may be done in person. We’ll see if our buddy Gord Stinkhole wants to check in from Winnipeg. And if any of y’all have any insights from a camp visit, fire ‘em to conferencethree[at]gmail[dot]com. We’ll totally rip off your content.


Yeah, but how many Cups have they won? Is it 11? Is it?


Is Matt Hunwick, 32nd Baronet Hunwick, in danger of getting cut?

Matt Hunwick should not make this team. If there is one thing that this week has shown it is that Hunwick has serious struggles with defensive positioning. Of course, watching him over the past couple of seasons should have shown that to begin with, but now he finally has a coach that can be neutral when it comes to his play. Joe Sacco always had an inexplicable attachment to Hunwick that was impossible to explain.

Both inexplicable and impossible to explain. Dang.


Yep, those Stars jerseys actually do look awesome (he says through gritted teeth) even though they are a total rip off.

Meanwhile, it’s Shawn Horcoff’s 35th birthday? Sexiness from Olga?


Tonight, the Wild gave one lucky fan a chance to go home with gormless primate (not Matt Cooke):


The fans didn’t appreciate the gesture:

The Wild lost to the Not Conference III Jackets, 3-1.


The Preds got swept Monday, but now it’s time for team-building and lighting:

St. Louis

Please be careful when attending Blues practice:


Our old friend Michael “Freek-A-Lik” Frolik opened the scoring tonight in a 3-2 win against the Oilers, so we end with the 2013-14 debut of this old Conference III favorite: