IIIiteracy: 2 October 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses on social media:

So where’s the Yapps? Explanation here.

Colorado 6, Anaheim 1The opening ceremony in Colorado was…sultry?

And oversized:

And of two minds:

Ryan O’Reilly opens it up:

Oh Patty:

Wait. Steve Downie? Steve Downie. Steve Downie!

And John Mitchell adds one, suddenly it’s 3-0 halfway through. And then Nathan MacKinnon gets in a tussle with Ben Lovejoy, the former’s “I’m new at the prison” moment.

MacKinnon finally gets on the board with an assist on a Jamie McGinn goal and his team celebrates with a slip of the finger:

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MATHAN’s nifty pass:

Jamie McGinn would score a-McGinn (sorry) and then Dutchy scored and boy the Ducks are not good.

Enjoy the hilarious stock photos.