IIIiteracy: 4 October 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses on social media:

So where’s the Yapps? Explanation here.

Avalanche 3, Predators 1: The Seth Jones-Nathan MacKinnon narrative was less persistent after Steve Downie flew through the air like an insane person and knocked Roman Josi cuckoo:

Hilariously, Gabby Bourque was the first one in after Downie on the hit and not only didn’t get a penalty, but was credit for drawing the charge Downie was ultimately penalized for (of course, the Preds had to kill the penalty because in Conference III sometimes things are rude and sometimes they are weird).

Josi got hurt so Seth Jones was elevated to the first pair. Neat!

A little strategy tip: rolling five d-men at altitude on the second night of a back-to-back and killing penalties every thirty seconds is no way to go through life.

Jets 5, Kings 3: The Frigid-Airs beat the Kings, so naturally:

We spent a lot of time talking about this song: