IIIiteracy: 28 October 2013

by J.R.

A recap of tonight’s Conference III action with help from the geniuses on social media:

So where’s the Yapps? Explanation here.

Chicago 5, Minnesota 1: In honor of Patrick Sharp, scoring the first goal, some Patrick Sharp fanfic:

Patrick Sharp had never been one to want to get married. Throughout his teens and into his twenties, all he wanted was to be a bachelor his entire life. Even when he dated girls and was in a committed relationship, he could never see himself marrying any of them. That just wasn’t his style. He was a bachelor, and that’s how it was always going to be. And, then he met someone and that all changed. No, it wasn’t a love-at-first-sight story or even a fairy tale story. He didn’t just know one day that he wanted to marry this woman. And, she didn’t change him in an instant.

There is A LOT of Patrick Sharp fanfic available. A LOT.

There is no Sheldon Brookbank fan fiction.

There are a few Brandon Saad fanfics:

On the way down from Brandon Saad’s high off the Stanley Cup win he finds something unexpectedly. That something is Riley.

Dallas 4, Buffalo 3: Let’s go to Sean Gentille of The Sporting News: