IIIiteracy: Threeros Great And Small!

by J.R.

Today the Winnipeg Jets — the minnows of Conference III — hosted the Detroit Red Wings, the yellow-bellied retreaters of the Flortheast.

Claude Noel started a murderer’s row:

To answer for the drubbing the Wings gave the Jets nearly two years ago, this one started with some silliness:

But of course:

Not that it would be out of place with some top notch roster management in Manitoba:

But quit yer complaining:

But then Al Montoya gave up two quick in the second to Zetterberg and DeKeyser and Danny Cleary had a chance to make 3-1, but:

With less than three minutes to go in the second, an old friend scored:

And another old friend put the Jets on top:

And Andrew Ladd pushed it to 4-2.

And as the good Lord said in Matthew chapter 20 and verse 16: “So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”

Hit it, Huey Long: