Carter Hutton Is The Best Player In The History of Everything Ever

by J.R.

Nashville retained the Conference III Championship Belt tonight with a 3-1 win over Dallas. And no one was happier than Nashville’s goalie:

If you listen to the audio, he actually says “Title Three Conference Belt.” CLOSE ENOUGH

You guys thought the Belt was just something I made up and you were right, but see, actual real players want to win it!

Speaking of The Belt, there was this:

The Belt!

The Belt!

But Zack Bennett made this:


And what happened to that tangible belt?

Well, that’s pretty cool.