3dō: Hail, Columbia!
3dō is an occasional feature in which the meaning of Conference III is explained through prose, verse, song, interpretative dance, film, chemical formulae or illustrative anecdote relayed by old people.
From Brendan on Twitter, the Columbia Daily-Herald down in Maury County (pronounced “Murray”) thumbs its nose at Make It Seven:
Columbia is the home of Mule Day. FYI.