Happy Hour In The Heptarchy: Happy Birthday TMurda

by J.R.

It’s five past 5 across Conference III (leave work early, Colorado — you have our permission), time to hit bricks and get that freakin’ weekend started, am I right?

Of course I am.

It’s been a tough week for some of you so loosen your belt, pop a top, grab a spoon and stop being such a sourpuss. III Communication’s got good news for everybody.

The Particulars

T-Murda’s birthday is coming up next week, but that Simple Country Lawyer has to flee to the Cleve (this one, not that one) for work so he’ll be out of town on the actual day. Thus, he’s coming over tomorrow for some cheater pulled pork and drinks after.

It’s been quite a work for the man. He crafted our response to The Royal Half, of course, but then this happened to him:

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But then this happened:

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Reasons To Celebrate

Chicago: Somehow the Blackhawks are wearing the Crown of Fecal Matter. What hath Obscene Alex wrought? At least this cool old theater is on its way to restoration.

Your Weekend Jam: “Up Town” by Roy Orbison

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Colorado: Alex Tanguay is back! Hopefully, you can celebrate with a late night down at the bar.

Your Weekend Jam: “Last Call” by Outkast

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Dallas: Hey, the Stars won! Hey, your Game Ops are Threeros! Hey, you united Beliebers and Leafs fans! Hey, you can buy a drive-in!

Your Weekend Jam: “Talk Dirty To Me” by Poison

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Minnesota: Zach Parise’s back and the state has a new lottery game that lets you win by losing. How Minnesota!

Your Weekend Jam: “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” by The Smiths

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Nashville: Del Zaster? More like Del Ightful! And it won’t be 9 degrees this weekend! What a world!

Your Weekend Jam: “Runaway” by Del Shannon

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St. Louis: Tony LaRussa dissed you, but you’ve still got the Belt. Even with Alex Steen hurt, it’s not all bad, now is it?

Your Weekend Jam: “Relax” by The Dandy Warhols

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Winnipeg: A winning streak! Old dudes swimming!

Your Weekend Jam: “Swim” by Surfer Blood

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