IIIiteracy — [Redacted] Special Edition: So Much [Hemorrhoid]
In case you missed it, the Stars trolled the Maple Leafs hard Thursday night to a 7-1 win. The Stars game ops team and whoever runs their social media accounts trolled even harder.
Even the fans at the game got in on it.
Beliebers, in their teenage fury, came out in force. Toronto fans also reacted poorly, trying to distance themselves from their fellow native Ontarians Justin Beiber and Mayor Rob Ford (as well as a decisive [posterior] kicking).
— Barry Davis (@SNBarryDavis) January 24, 2014
Oh, the humanity!
Dallas Stars make fun of Justin’s mug shot. It’s not funny. You should know to care about his feelings. He’s a human. RESPECT PLEASE.
— BE ALRIGHT (@SwagAustinSwag) January 24, 2014
I respected you guys. But what you did tonight was way over the top. Justin is human to and he has feelings. Disgusted. @DallasStars
— Verified Fanboy™ (@Your1Dboy) January 24, 2014
So many feels.
@DallasStars i hope you don’t make it to the stanley cup but if you do i hope you get your asses kicked
— jen || exams (@justinsbaeber) January 24, 2014
Such strong words.
@DallasStars u guys are disgusting
— khate (@OneDJayBiebs) January 24, 2014
I think we’ll wear that one as a badge of honor.
I’m literally getting a headache from all the justin bieber pictures on my timeline.
— kaitland (@loveforthree) January 24, 2014
Photoshop or did Dallas go that low ! pic.twitter.com/Jl2Tf3Y0We
— Ryan M (@BloodNBoness) January 24, 2014
By low do you mean the number of times the Leafs scored?
Dallas show Rob Ford & Justin Bieber….. That’s [boning] pathetic. #TMLtalk
— Nickツ (@NickGuyadeen) January 24, 2014
You mean Rob Ford, Justin Beiber, and the Toronto Maple Leafs are pathetic, right?
I HOPE DALLAS STARS GET SUED
— bizzle (@waterfavhls) January 24, 2014
For what? I’ve never heard of a lawsuit over too much awesome.
— hW (@_hajiraw) January 24, 2014
Must be read with head shakes and finger wags included.
— AIHL (@AIHL) January 24, 2014
Australia has a hockey league?
@DallasStars i had so much respect for this organization as a leafs fan. This is so classless.
— Marky Ryan Mata (@markandhiseyes) January 24, 2014
The [hemorrhoid]. It burns!
@DallasStars you make me sick
— NEVER LEAVING JUSTIN (@rauhler_of_avon) January 24, 2014
Not as sick as you make us!
@DallasStars don’t be sour cause you’re stuck on one Stanley cup.. It’s never going to happen again especially with those hideous jerseys
— Ryan (@rymatias) January 24, 2014
The last time the Leafs won the Cup, you weren’t even a zygote.
— LFSFN1 (@LFSFN1) January 24, 2014
— pls follow me justin (@waitforamin) January 24, 2014
If you navigate through all the negatives, I’m pretty sure “doesn’t mean I won’t stop” means you will stop. And you should stop. Please. Save yourself from mindless fandom of a [female cleaning instrument] nozzle.
@DallasStars get your facts straight justin isn’t even from Toronto , therefore you were mocking all of Canada which is very classless!
— Melanie Spicer (@melspicer78) January 24, 2014
All of Canada you say? That sounds like a troll upgrade.
— ronald muneshwar (@leafscrazy) January 24, 2014
Oh God, why.
DALLAS = DISRESPECTFUL GO BACK TO SCHOOL. THAT’S DISGUSTING #TMLtalk
— Becca Herbert-Smith (@beccasmith95) January 24, 2014
The concern for our education would be much better directed towards the Beliebers.
— m r walton (@WaltonMat) January 24, 2014
As you should, sir. As you should.
— Ashley (@smashhhhhh) January 24, 2014
*Reflects thoughtfully* Nope. Not a single feeling of disgust.
dallas and the “@dallasstars” are disgusting
— (@simcamoreno) January 24, 2014
If it’s wrong, I definitely don’t ever want to be right.
@DallasStars what is this? you guys have no class
— sarah (@sarahsoufiani) January 24, 2014
This one is like the fan that excuses the behavior of their team’s goon but throws a tantrum when another team’s goon takes the slightest liberty. There is no way you wouldn’t support the Leafs trolling another team like this, Sarah.
@DallasStars GET JUSTIN’S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH FUCKERS
— 3♡19♡34♡42♡43♡21♡ (@PhaneufLupul319) January 24, 2014
I’m so confused by this one.
@DallasStars I hope you get raddled by the organization!! No respect at all!
— LUCA✦ (@lucafogliaa) January 24, 2014
This one, too. Raddle is a red pigment.
@DallasStars fuvk u guys and ur organizations and ur twitter page
— Randy Carlyle (@MartinYouhana) January 24, 2014
Wow. So anger. Many hates. Much win.
now I understand why he doesn’t like Dallas. http://t.co/mktL9BTyV8 & now he won’t even come I bet.
— Nancy (@LovingLeBiebs_) January 24, 2014
— Bruwster (@Bruwster60) January 24, 2014
Yes, all of them. I wasn’t able to find enough of these hysterical tweets through all the people laughing about it.
Also, a special thanks to Meghan, David, Zach, and Mike for locating some of these gems and pointing out that they should be combined into this outstanding collection.
That’s all for now… stay tuned for more fun on Monday.