The [Redacted] Week in Review With Obscene Alex: Hungry Coaches Edition
In the past week, I’ve flown to every Conference III city (except Winnipeg, but I was in Atlanta, so that counts, right?) to do some scouting and what I learned might surprise you. You see, I did evaluate some players, but more importantly, I discovered the one thing that all Conference III coaches have in common. That, [dear readers], is the inability to resist a fresh, hot, and juicy [sandwich]. Just mention the word and Mike Yeo’s mouth starts to salivate. Hopefully teams in other divisions won’t learn of this kryptonite. Don’t believe me? I wish it weren’t true either, but here’s the proof:
Use plenty of napkins, boys. Wouldn’t want to get any [mayo] on your chins.
Sandwiches courtesy of http://webclipart.about.com/ and various public domain image sites. [Ed. note — who knew Alex was such a defender of image rights holders?]