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Threenody: When I Heard The Learn’d Fancystatter

With all apologies to Walt Whitman, a poem: Advertisements

Threenody: And West Shall Have No Dominion

A threnody is a poem of remembrance. A Threenody is a poem of goodbye that parodies a much better poem. See the Central Division entry here and Winnipeg’s goodbye to the Southeast here. With help from Dylan Thomas, the Dallas Stars, Colorado Avalanche and Minnesota Wild say goodbye to the new Pacific Division.

Threenody: Death of A Southeast Division

A threnody is a poem of remembrance. A Threenody is a poem of goodbye that parodies a much better poem. See the Central Division entry here. With help from Randall Jarrell, the Winnipeg Jets say goodbye to the Southeast Division.

Threenody: O Central! My Central!

A threnody is a poem of remembrance. A Threenody is a poem of goodbye that parodies a much better poem. With help from Walt Whitman, the Chicago Blackhawks, St. Louis Blues and Nashville Predators say goodbye to the Central Division.

The Metropolitan Division is Stupid and Ugly and Dumb

The NHL’s Metropolitan Division is a complete wasteland, devoid of any meaning or usefulness. It is a hotbed of sin and horror. It is where good hockey withers away like a collapsing factory in a service-based economy — or like a service-based economy in a world of consumerism. It is so bad that all economic […]

Great Game Previews In History: 22 October 2013

Today In History Jean-Paul Sartre is awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature “for his work which, rich in ideas and filled with the spirit of freedom and the quest for truth, has exerted a far-reaching influence on our age.” Sartre famously refused the prize, via an open letter, possibly addressed to Miley Cyrus, in Le […]

Hot August Nights: Winnipeg Jets

This week, III Communication presents “Hot August Nights.” At one minute past sundown local time we’ll be reviewing the off-seasons of each Conference III team using the songs of American legend Neil Diamond. Tonight, we wrap it up with a review of the Winnipeg Jets.

3 Minutes Of Poetry: Ode To Golden Anguish and Entertainment

From time-to-time, in the interest of your greater enlightenment and elucidation, we here at III Communication try to bring something a little more high-brow and we don’t just mean pictures of Ville Nieminen. We’ve presented our own poetry before, but today we present an offering from Link as he memorializes the Predators season from soup-to-nuts, […]

What Do You Mean ‘Hell’?: The Great Divorce, Jean-Paul Sartre, or Hank III?

Dallas and San Jose play for the last time tonight as Pacific Division foes — there’ll be a lot of these kind of games this week and here at III Communication we are planning a full-on Threenody for Sunday. Megalodon at Battle of California — a blog to which III Communication owes a philosophical debt […]