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No, Listen, It’s Barry Trotz as Joan Crawford and Stinger as Bette Davis

by J.R.

My irrational hatred of the definitely not Conference III Columbus Blue Jackets bears fruit at Puck Daddy.

The Sound Ryan Getzlaf’s Face Makes When It’s Hit by a Puck

by obscenealex

Yesterday I flew into Orange County to see the Stars play the Ducks.  You all know what the outcome was and what happened to Ryan Getzlaf, but you may not have had the chance to hear exactly what that sounded like to fans in the arena.

We clearly heard that nasty thunk all the way in the upper bowl.

Now, please note that I don’t wish that on any player.  Getzlaf has gotten stitched up and he’ll probably play in Game 2, which will hopefully have less scary injuries and more Dallas goals.

Looking Ahead In The Conference III Belt Race

by J.R.

With last night’s win in Nashville, Colorado won its first Conference III Belt, becoming the sixth team in two weeks to have the title (only Minnesota hasn’t had a reign in that time) and continuing a run of one-and-done champions.

The six other teams had already had a turn with the strap and Colorado waiting so long for its reign has implications for who will ultimately finish the season with the title (as noted before, the Belt will not travel into the playoffs, even if a playoff team ends up with it).

For now, six teams have the chance to hold the hardware at season’s end. Winnipeg is the only team without a path to the title.

Let’s take a look at where the Belt could go.

 

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MedaIIIsts

by J.R.

Congratulations to Conference III’s Canadian, Swedish and Finnish players for their Olympic medals.

And congratulations to the rest of us for returning to our normal state of hating David Backes.

Conference III to America: ‘You’re Welcome!’

by J.R.

As ever, Conference III is Real America:

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Is Kevin Klein Too Dangerous for the SUDM?

by J.R.

From Darren Dreger:

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Our Response In The Matter of The Royal Half v. III Communication

by J.R.

After the first edition of DemocraThree posted yesterday, we received the following letter from the attorney for The Royal Half, related to DemocraThre’s similarity to regular TRH feature “Pacific War Room.”

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The True North Strong and Three

by J.R.

Ten hours after the press conference began, Canada announced their Olympic roster.

The III-ers are as follows:

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III Kronor

by J.R.

And here’s the Conference III-ers named to Sweden’s Olympic team:

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SuomIII and SlovakIIIa

by J.R.

Three more Olympic teams announced this morning before the Canadians anger everyone later. No Conference III-ers on Lativa, because Dinamo Riga isn’t in Conference III, but there’s a few on Finland and Slovakia.

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