Howdy, [donkey trilbies], and welcome to this week’s edition of the [Redacted] Week in Review. Good players that matter are in Sochi by now, trying to find functional toilets. Lesser players are on break. Without Conference III hockey to cover over the next week, I find myself somewhere in the middle – I just replaced a toilet at my house and Olympic hockey is unlikely to offer the same enjoyable opportunities to converse with opposing fans that the regular NHL schedule does. As a quick note on both, though, the nasty old wax ring I pulled off when I removed my old toilet was about the same color as the Phoenix Coyote jerseys. I only wish I had taken a picture for posterior posterity.
It seems like this week has crawled as slowly as watching a New Jersey Devils shot trying to cross the goal line. Nate MacKinnon is still running away with the Calder scoring race, Winnipeg lost two out of three this week, and the Blackhawks are still wearing the Conference III Crown of [Fecal Matter]. Not everything is the same, though… here’s some new stuff to enjoy: