Every Thursday we bring you III Communication’s Conference III Power Rankings, the Thursday Thirteen.
This week, the last fake rankings of the year.
In the past week, I’ve flown to every Conference III city (except Winnipeg, but I was in Atlanta, so that counts, right?) to do some scouting and what I learned might surprise you. You see, I did evaluate some players, but more importantly, I discovered the one thing that all Conference III coaches have in common. That, [dear readers], is the inability to resist a fresh, hot, and juicy [sandwich]. Just mention the word and Mike Yeo’s mouth starts to salivate. Hopefully teams in other divisions won’t learn of this kryptonite. Don’t believe me? I wish it weren’t true either, but here’s the proof:
It’s five past 5 across Conference III (leave work early, Colorado — you have our permission), time to hit bricks and get that freakin’ weekend started, am I right?
Of course I am.
It’s been a tough week for some of you so loosen your belt, pop a top, grab a spoon and stop being such a sourpuss. III Communication’s got good news for everybody.