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Category: Threenody

Threenody: When I Heard The Learn’d Fancystatter

by J.R.

With all apologies to Walt Whitman, a poem:

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Threenody: And West Shall Have No Dominion

by J.R.

A threnody is a poem of remembrance.

A Threenody is a poem of goodbye that parodies a much better poem. See the Central Division entry here and Winnipeg’s goodbye to the Southeast here.

With help from Dylan Thomas, the Dallas Stars, Colorado Avalanche and Minnesota Wild say goodbye to the new Pacific Division.

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Threenody: Death of A Southeast Division

by J.R.

A threnody is a poem of remembrance.

A Threenody is a poem of goodbye that parodies a much better poem. See the Central Division entry here.

With help from Randall Jarrell, the Winnipeg Jets say goodbye to the Southeast Division.

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Threenody: O Central! My Central!

by J.R.

A threnody is a poem of remembrance.

A Threenody is a poem of goodbye that parodies a much better poem.

With help from Walt Whitman, the Chicago Blackhawks, St. Louis Blues and Nashville Predators say goodbye to the Central Division.

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